SMS Jokes

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Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.

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husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime!
wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!

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A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote
Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book

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Blonde : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
she replied - Higher Studies Man !!!

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think positive... look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
it would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts.
sweets like me & nuts like you!!!

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hi, wats up... listen can i get a picture of urs?...
the thing is that i have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!

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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends.

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It was Santa's weding aniversary.
Preeto :Shall u hav butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa:u punish da poor chicken for da mistake u hav made

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Famous Love Quotes

Here you will find lots of famous inspirational love quotes, sad love quotes, cute love quotes, love and friendship quotes etc.

"Love is friendship set to music."

"The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love."

"What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork."

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell."

" I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever."

"Perfect love is rare indeed -
for to be a lover will require that you continually
have the subtlety of the very wise,
the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist,
the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint,
the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain."

"Time is too slow for those who wait,
too swift for those who fear,
too long for those who grieve,
too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love, time is eternity."

"Love is a portion of the soul itself,
and it is of the same nature as the
celestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise."

"Life is a flower of which love is the honey."

"The reduction of the universe to a single being,
the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love."

"Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly
and without law, and must be plucked where it is found,
and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration."

"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."

"How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."

"Faults are thick where love is thin."

"Love is the flower you've got to let grow."

"One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love."

"The first duty of love - is to listen."

"The risk it takes to remain tight inside the bud
is more painful than the risk it takes to blossom."

"We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are."

"In our life there is a single color, as on an artist`s palette,
which provides the meaning of life and art. It is the color of love."

"Do you love me because I am beautiful,
or am I beautiful because you love me?"

"It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."

"Love is the only gold."

"Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless
garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of
loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life
that nothing else can bring."

"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the
real with the ideal never goes unpunished."

"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."

"If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else.
If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have."

"All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love."

"LOVE: The irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired."

"Love is a canvas furnished by Nature
and embroidered by imagination."

"At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet."

"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never."

"Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense."

"Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give life And when a thought or resentment, or hurt, or fear comes your way, have another thought that is more powerful -- a thought that is love."

"Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age."

"The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother."

"Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it'll crush, hold it too loose, it'll fly"

"May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live."

"Sometimes it hurt more then we can bear.If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace..but we would be hollow..Empty rooms shuttered and dank.Without passion we'd be truly dead "

"I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate - but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza."

"Love: Two minds without a single thought."

"Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what's left tastes bitter."

"The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death."

"A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving."

"A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house."

"A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished."

"A mighty pain to love it is, and 'tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain. "

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

"A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."

"Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire. "

"All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of . Good battle is objective and honest--never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership. "

Friendship Quotes

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else."

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."

"A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more."

"Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up."

"Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends."

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather is one of those things that give value to survival."

"The better part of one's life consists of his friendships."

"A Friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you anyway!!!"

"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."

"Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success."

"Thus nature has no love for solitude, and always leans, as it were, on some support; and the sweetest support is found in the most intimate friendship."

"This communicating of a man's self to his friend works two contrary effects; for it redoubleth joy, and cutteth griefs in half."

"Friendship that flows from the heart cannot be frozen by adversity, as the water that flows from the spring cannogt congeal in winter."

"Friendship without self interest is one of the rare and beautiful things in life."

"Friendship is the golden ribbon that ties the world together."

"Friendship is the golden thread that ties all hearts together"

"Money might make you wealthy, but friends makes you rich."

"A friend loves you, makes you feel alright, troubles are not troubles when you talk, listen and accept you as you are, because you will feel the same and love the same......."

"Friends are angels following you through life"

"The most beautiful discovery that true friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart."

"A friend is like a rainbow. They brighten your life when you've been through a storm."

"Friends are like flowers, beautiful flowers; friends are like flowers in the garden of life."

"False friends aren't always that bad because it shows you about yourself and teaches you to be strong and life goes on."

"A cheerful friend is like asunny day spreading brightness all around."

"The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb."

"Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice."

"A friend in need is a friend indeed."

"To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship."

"Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together"

Birthday Poems

Make a wish on birthday

Make a wish and give it wings
Dreams of bright and beautiful things

Dance through all the fun filled hours
Don't forget to smell the flowers

Share some love and birthday cake
All life joys are yours to take

And when evening comes to view
Thanks your lucky stars you're you
Happy Birthday



A brand new day is dawning

A brand new day is dawning
And as it gets its start,
I want you know I am thinking
Of you with warmth in my heart.

I hope your birthday is special,
No one deserves it more than you!
You are such a kindhearted person,
It shows in everything that you do.

So, have a perfect morning
And an even lovelier day...
May happiness surround you
Always.... not just for today!



A little secret for your birthday

I've been holding tight a little secret
Been sneaking around the halls,
And now the day's arrived
It's time to tell them all.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
To my special friend
Who's cute in every way,
C'mon take my little gift
For now this is YOUR day.

Unwrap it right now before me
For I filled it with hugs and kisses sweet,
Press them close to your heart
And smile big and wide inside
You are, yes you, are today's perfect treat

Birthday Quotes and Quotations

Funny Birthday Quotes

1. "The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once."
2. "I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ' Happy Birthday ."
3. "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened."
4. "To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am."
5. "Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
6. "Getting old ain't for sissies."
7. "Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age."
8. "When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
9. "I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."
10. "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
11. "You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
12. "If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years),I'd have taken better care of myself."
13. "Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
14. "Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own."
15. "Age is a high price to pay for maturity."
16. "If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes."
17. "Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. "
18. "Call this an unfair generalization if you must,but old people are no good at everything."
19. "Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again."
20. "Who soweth good seed shall surely reap; The year grows rich as it groweth old, And life's latest sands are its sands of gold! "
21. "Like spring, but it is too young. I like summer, but it is too proud. So I like best of all autumn, because its tone is mellower, its colors are richer, and it is tinged with a little sorrow. Its golden richness speaks not of the innocence of spring, nor the power of summer, but of the mellowness and kindly wisdom of approaching age. It knows the limitations of life and its content."

20th Birthday Quotes

1. "At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; and at 40 the judgment."
2. "Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life."

35th & 30th Birthday Quotes

1. "Everything I know I learned after I was thirty."
2. "Time and Tide wait for no man,but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."
3. "Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart."
4. "After 30, a body has a mind of its own."

40th Birthday Quotes

1. "What most persons consider as virtue,after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy."
2. "A fool at forty is a fool indeed."
3. "The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary."
4. "Every man over forty is a scoundrel."
5. "Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age."

50th Birthday Quotes

1. "The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down."
2. "At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves."
3. "The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life."

60th Birthday Quotes

"A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating."

Quotes About Middle Age

1. "Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time catches up with Mother Nature."
2. "Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you."
3. "Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier."
4. "Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms."
5. "Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of somene else."
6. "The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. "
7. "Whoever, in middle age, attempts to realize the wishes and hopes of his early youth, invariably deceives himself. Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its ow hope its own desires."
8. "Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net."