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Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.
son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.
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husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife.
it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime!
wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!
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A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote
Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book
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Blonde : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.
When a Person asked what she was doing.
she replied - Higher Studies Man !!!
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think positive... look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
it would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts.
sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
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hi, wats up... listen can i get a picture of urs?...
the thing is that i have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends.
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It was Santa's weding aniversary.
Preeto :Shall u hav butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa:u punish da poor chicken for da mistake u hav made
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